You Still Haven't Found What Your Looking For!

Why is it whenever I have lost something around the house and ask my wife has she seen it? Does she always go on the offensive and retort “I haven’t touched it!”.
Now I know that wasn’t the question I asked but it is always the same.

We know that women don’t get their kicks out of hiding our stuff for fun, it’s just that they are so much better at finding stuff than us men. Something to do with better peripheral vision, again it is probably a genetic throw back from our past where men hunted and women picked berries.

But if you weren’t so much better at it, do you think we would swallow our pride and ask you. After all admitting weakness is not something us men are good at.