He want's, she wants!

Well here we go again. After answering my wife’s question of “are you hungry?” with a “no, not really.” I get the silent treatment for the next hour.

Now I know men are supposed to be from Mars and women are from Venus but why do they insist on skirting round their issues, by expecting us to be psychically empathetic.
Women! If you have a problem say so! Don’t blame us because we can’t read your mind.

You see, (all females out there take note because this may aid the longevity of your relationship) men aren’t very good at subliminal communication. We don’t get that when you ask “does my bum look big in this” what you really mean is that “I am feeling a little insecure at the moment, so can you please start paying me more attention” so an answer of “Well yeah, but I don’t think the Lycra helps” isn’t really the response that’s expected.

If you want us (men) to understand what you really mean be more direct.
So next time you are thinking of asking us “Do you fancy an early night?” while we are grappling with our Xbox control, you may want to do it in the nude whilst holding a bottle of baby oil in one hand and Champagne in the other.